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Ok so I missed another day I can’t help it everybody got up early and went shopping so I went back to bed. Today everybody got up at 20 after 6Am that’s way to early even the birds weren’t up yet but people expect me to get up with them and be wide eyed and bushy tailed. Well I got the bushy tailed part down but I don’t know about wide eyed. Hader and the kids were here for dinner yesterday which was fun, if those kids ever had to move real fast to get dressed they’d never make it Jeff says he’s never seen someone take so long to get ready, not even Ruby moves that slow. They say you guys up there are really in for it the next few days I hope you’re ready you know if you’re stuck in your house I’m always around if you want to email or whatever. It’s still too early for me to have any complete thoughts yet so I’m going to take a nap and try to get back to you guys later CIAO.

I just read this article about a New York cop they arrested who was planning on kidnapping, boiling and then eating women don’t they ever test these guys. I mean they let him carry a gun I the largest city in the country somebody needs to find out how this guy got in, anyway welcome to Friday. You know I’ve been noticing a lack of readership on the weekends does this mean you guys are going out and having fun and not telling me about it? If this is true you can expect me to get in touch with a few of my feline friends and dig up you gardens and poop in them. You know how we like to make fun of the news but sad to say there’s nothing humorous in the news lately other than politics, as you can from my opening story. This is why, especially at this time of year where there is less sunlight to make people feel good, that the suicide rate goes up. I mean if I didn’t have Jeff and Ruby as well as Hari to laugh at once in awhile I might have jumped off the balcony myself, so let’s all make a conscious effort to make someone smile this week and I’ll keep looking for some humorous news CIAO.

Hump day and its one week till Halloween everybody got their candy and costumes ready. Down here from what I’m told only Hari is ready for Halloween and I don’t know what his costume is going to be. I can’t believe how bright the sun is right now, bet you if Jeff plans to go out it will get cloudy and rain on him. The election getting closer are you all going to vote? Jeff says even if he was in the US he doubts he’d vote for any of the Presidential candidates, he says he’d write in Bill Bradley name again the two guys running don’t impress him at all. It has to d with voting for the lesser of two evils and Jeff thinks it’s about time the voters demanded a government that actually cared about something other than how they could screw everybody and get rich. OK I’ll leave the political rants to Jeff, there was Championship league soccer yesterday Chelsea lost but Barcelona won today Real Madrid plays. It would be great to see a finale between Barcelona and Real Madrid I don’t think anybody would go to work down here except bartenders beer sales would sky rocket after all they do take soccer very seriously down here. Time for me to get a drink and take a nap CIAO.

Ok so I took a day off what are you going to do fire me. Anyway nothing much happened yesterday so you guys didn’t miss anything as for a Sunday after the pool session everyone went to his Church festival up on the hill. Jeff did not enjoy himself because the music was much too loud and as usual Ruby had to sit near the speakers (she has to get those ears checked. But al and all it was a pretty good day. Today the new mattress is supposed to be delivered which makes me happy the old one is a little lumpy from an overweight Jeff. Right now this is looking to be the best day in a long while but like I’ve said in the past you never know. Jeff tried to exercise this morning and it was fun to watch first he couldn’t find as spot to lay down because there wasn’t enough room, finally he put his mat in the hallway and did some stomach crunches (the only thing that got crunched was the mat LOL). I hope he keeps it up I don’t want lumps in the new mattress. Well I’m going to try and come back after the mattress gets here and let you know how it is in the mean time I’ll try to find a smooth spot on the old one CIAO.

Here’s why the world needs anti depressants first Halloween is coming and then according to the Mayans the world is going to end in December, so what should we all do I’ll tell you PARTY TILL YOU DROP. I seriously if you take all this crap seriously you’ll go crazy so just don’t think about it and party. Is anybody out there planning to fly or get on a boat on the 21 of Dec., I doubt it. As for me I’ll be on the bed like usual because there’s not a damn thing I can do about it. I will be pissed if I miss the super bowl because the world ended thou. They brought some nice young lady over yesterday to cut my nail, that was something I did not enjoy, but I look good with a fresh manicure. So tell me people what are your plans for the “END OF THE WORLD” let me know and we’ll write it up in the blog. I know Halloween is no biggy for most people but if you’re a cat you have a responsibility to make yourself as scary as possible. Hey look Mauricio and his girl just showed up to use the pool so much for a quiet afternoon of American football. I’m going to put my head under a pillow and take a nap CIAO.

Dam Jeff broke his new classes what a klutz, this is not a good start to the weekend. Only eleven more days to Halloween everybody got there candy and costume ready. I don’t need a costume on Halloween all cats are scary it’s our nature. This year Jeff has to buy a lot of candy because there are a lot of kids living around here. There’s a meeting tomorrow of the property owners they want to put up a gate at the bottom of the road so that they can control who gets into the property. Jeff thinks it’s a good idea it would cut down on the garbage people leave here and kids wouldn’t have to worry about stepping in cow or horse poop. Mothers wouldn’t have to listen to bad language or watch kids smoke pot and drink so all and all it sounds like a good idea. Jeff sees one problem though and that’s a lot of busses come up and down this road especially in the mornings, how a guarded gate would affect their passage will definitely have to be discussed. Jeff and Ruby are going mattress shopping now so I’m going to go and watch some soccer and then take a nap CIAO

 I tried I really did to find some humor in the news this morning but couldn’t, maybe it’s because Jeff and I both don’t feel well today. It is Friday and guess what the sun is shining, don’t know for how long. Based on how Jeff says he feels and how I actually feel I would say the weekend looks like a stay home and recuperate one. The one good thing about being sick down here is you can call a doctor and they’ll come to the house no charge. Now you know that’s not going to happen in the US, you have to have insurance then you have to make an appointment and if you’re lucky it will be the same week. I know you can always go to one of those emergency doctor places you see but if you’re insurance doesn’t cover it look out because they are definitely not cheap. So far I’d have to say that the medical treatment down here is a little better than up there, of course we’re talking about routine stuff nothing major and I hope we never have to talk about that. Well I need to go lay down Jeff is going to call Ruby and see if he can get some sympathy, I doubt it LOL. I see haw I feel later and maybe I’ll come back and

Well as we start a new season of blogging let me just review the last year 365 post in 365 days 178 pages of drivel 88,918 word of BS not bad for an old Tuxedo car huh. Well for today it looks like something out of the movie the Fog outside and at this time is showing no signs of clearing up anytime soon. I’ve been told that this is normal because this is one of the rainy seasons around here. Now I can deal with rain it’s this scary cloud hanging around outside that bothers me not that I’m a scary cat or anything it just doesn’t look natural that’s all. The weekend looks like a card game weekend sense nobody has any money left after the holiday weekend. That’s cool I enjoy my new friend Melissa, Hader’s daughter to be she very nice to me so is Juan Pablo although he can be a little loud at times. Tomorrow being Friday we’ll try to do some funny headlines, if people can stop killing each other long enough. Oh look the sky is getting a little lighter maybe the sun will come out for a few minutes, you never can tell. Well I don’t think this is to bad a start for a new year so I’m going on break CIAO.

WE DID IT 365 IN 365 now does anybody besides Val care, probably not, but one person is all I need to keep going. I don’t know if we can keep up the one a day average for another year we’ll have to see what happens. It really isn’t up to me it’s up to the world to give me something interesting to write about. With the US election coming up I might give Jeff a little more rant space and there is also the negotiations with the FARC down here. I promise to hit him with a chair if he gets too carried away. If you guys want to read a good blog that doesn’t come out every day you should try Taibbiblog at Rollingstone.com Jeff says he really buts it in common language that everybody can understand and you can get a different point of view on some subjects. Well listen Jeff got me a little CATNIP so I’m over the closet and do a little celebrating see you later (maybe) CIAO.