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It would appear that not only is the sexual revolution of the sixties over in America but its regressing. In other words America is trying to revive a puritan attitude towards sex now Jeff says he doesn’t care what people say or believe he just doesn’t want somebody to come up to him and tell him what to believe. I think, and remember I’m just a cat, that this is all about men trying to put women back “in their place” because you know guys are still going to watch porn and hire hookers and want kinky sex. Women have come a long way in Jeff life time he remembers when a divorced woman couldn’t get a job or credit because everything had been in the husband’s name. Things have gotten much better now women can use their intelligence to help the country and themselves instead of trying to figure out what to cook for dinner for the men of the house. Jeff is now 67 and his view on the sexual revolution and the status of women hasn’t changed he believes it’s a good thing and brings us into a better position to compete in the world. He hopes that at some point Muslim women will take up the fight and maybe the world will have a chance at peace. I just don’t want somebody to say I can’t lick myself in public, but after all I’m just a cat CIAO.

I thought we’d do a headline day today just for fun. First up USPS cuts Saturday delivery now you’ll have mail those checks earlier (yeah right ) next now this one is important the new Monopoly piece is a cat (once again cats rule) next Betty White turns 91 (OK that’s cool) couple wins lottery twice in same weekend (and they insist it’s not fixed) now here is one that goes under the heading who cares Amazing abs of music stars (they’re all airbrushed pics so who cares) next who Is Justin Bieber kissing (knowing him probably himself) . Here’s a WTF one man blames aliens for DUI ( Not bad but WTF) and man shoots himself in groin with flare gun (Guess he’s a little hot down there now) lightening blows breasts of statue now this is really a WTF. Gina the chimp is addicted to porn (you can’t make this stuff up). All the above stories were taken from the headlines so I ask as a Intelligent cat WTF is going on with the humans CIAO.

You humans really say and do some strange things take for instance the story of a 5 year old child being held hostage in a bunker by a disturbed man. Now the law enforcement people got the child out ,after five days, safe and sound and the first thing you guys do is say what took so long , you should put sleeping gas in, you should of dug him out. The FBI that seems to have been in charge has been criticized for acting too fast for taking armed action rather than waiting for the suspect to get tired and surrender. There is no right answer only wrong ones to this type of situation, but the way I look at my only concern would have been get the kid out alive and well if you have to snake up on the guy and cut his throat I’m fine with that. I don’t care if he’s suffering from PTSD or his father beat him. Hostage situations are very delicate things and they have a tendency to end badly, so when one comes out OK people should say great job thank God the kid is safe and let it go at that. Now I’ve said my piece now it time for you to give me yours and remember I’m just a cat.

Well it’s Monday Super-Bowl Sunday has come and gone, the game started slow looked like a blow out then finished up pretty exciting. If I or Jeff were betting people we would have lost money, not because we didn’t pick a winner (Jeff has picked 45 of 47 winners) but we wouldn’t have covered the spread. When the Raven punter ran out of the end zone he made the San Francisco betters all winners and you could hear Raven fans screaming fix. I don’t know if the game was fixed or not, it certainly is a possibility given the investigations into European soccer, you’d have to say anything was possible. The half time show was a complete let down from the pregame festivities featuring Jennifer Houston sing America the Beautiful with the Sandy Hook Chorus and then Alicia Keys singing the National Anthem. Beyonce should have gave up after she got caught lip sinking to the National Anthem at the Presidents Inauguration. A half naked woman doing a dance routine in front of a paid audience just doesn’t do it for me or Jeff says this was one of the worst shows he’s seen and he has seen them all. I asked if this was the best game he had ever watched and he said no the San Francisco Cincinnati game with the Joe Montana comeback with lees then 2 min was the best. I then asked him what was the best Half Time show he ever saw, he said that was hard because he doesn’t remember all of them but he said U2 And the who were too of his favorites. Well American Football is officially over coming up is Colombian soccer with the boys favorite teams Nacional and Medellin. There is also the Championship series starting up again at the end of the month and of course American basketball both College and pro followed by Baseball so it won’t be a dull sports time. I just hope Jeff doesn’t forget he has a book to finish in the mean time I’m going to get some rest CIAO

Super- bowl Sunday and the world stops to watch this is something I really don’t understand. This Sunday phenom has me completely baffled it has become the second biggest party day after New Year’s Eve and if you’ve ever been to a Super- Bowl party you know you really can’t watch the game and by half time most people are too drunk to try. Millions of dollars are bet on ridicules things such as what player will wave and say high mom to the camera first or what rating the new commercials will get. I think this whole thing is out of hand as for the game itself only a few could be classified as great most of the really good games are in the playoffs. Well I better go and get some rest Jeff has invited a couple relatives over to watch the game with him not sure if anyone will make it but it’s better to be safe than sorry CIAO.

Today I decided to do a little variation of my headline news and instead ask you if you care about this stupid stuff that they use to fill in space on a news channel. Do you care that Beyonce lip synced her Star Spangle Banner performance or that Phil Michelson didn’t break 59 on the golf course. They had a survey on Yahoo the other day that asked do you care how much your co-workers are making. Do you care that Demi Moore has a hot dress or that Paris Hilton and her boyfriend are in Spain at a fashion show. Do you care that the state of Alaska is giving away a 78 million dollar ferry or who has the most famous legs of all time or that Steven Tyler showed up on American Idol in drag. Does any of this stuff interest you if you all said no then somebody is lying why else do you think they put this useless crap in the middle of a news site personally I don’t know and I don’t care, but after all I’m just a cat CIAO.