ShowViral_donald-trump-wants-to-control-the-country_299812I got to tell you this blogging thing gets harder every time, mostly because I try to have something with a little humor and that’s getting harder all the time. I decided it was necessary to write a little something about Donald Trump. You know the ass hole with the hair. I’ve reached the conclusion that he really doesn’t want to be president he’s just using the campaign to promote his brand. A few days ago his company negotiated a deal to buy a hotel down here in Medellin. Not only that but he’s trying to buy Athletic Nacional a highly successful soccer team once partly owned by Pablo Escobar. It is also located in Medellin a city he has, to my knowledge, never visited. We all know he doesn’t believe in Global warming and has made some of the most publicized disparaging remarks about Latinos and women as well as poor folks. Now here’s the kicker he could win and if that isn’t the funniest thing I’ve heard in years I don’t know what is. What makes it so funny is he doesn’t even want the job. Also can you vision him sitting in the Oval Office screaming into the red phone at Putin saying YOU’RE FIRED? That alone might be worth having that ass hole elected. If there was ever a candidate that could get American to revolt if he was elected it’s him. Even the one percent thinks he’s crazy. I think that if he loses like I hope the US is going to have to rework the election process or risk the end of democracy as we know it. Well if this keeps up I can see Jeff starting to drink again. In the mean time this is Flounder saying CIAO from Medellin, Colombia.


August 28, 2014

John-Jairo-VelasquezYesterday Colombia in its great wisdom decided to release a criminal known as “POPEYE”. This man had been in jail for 22 years for killing presidential candidate Louis Carlos Galan and the bombing of an Avianca plane that killed all 104 people aboard. He also shot and killed his own girlfriend on orders from Pablo Escobar. He was reputed to be Escobar’s no 1 hit man and as such can be tied to the deaths of at least 3000 people. He has admitted to only three hundred that he killed personally. Now to be fair the US does the same thing but to my knowledge they have never made a deal with or released anybody as vicious as “Popeye”. It is said that he has admitted to dismembering some of his victims. He got his early release because of good behavior and he has found God. Well I think this is all a crock of shit. He is asking for protection because he fears for his life. I for one would not want to stand next to this man because unlike the US Mafia these guys down here still kill people for rating on them. I believe that he will be dead if he stays in Colombia and I will have no problem with that. I don’t think law enforcement should make deals with these people so that they can free and write books or movies about their crimes. Don’t give me that bullshit about how the law says they won’t be able to profit from such endeavors because we all know there are ways around the law. I think guys like “Popeye” and Sammy the Bull and others who have killed and admit to it should be shot on sight not only that I believe they should offer rewards to the person who does the shooting. Once again this is a very pissed off Flounder saying CIAO from Medellin, Colombia.


January 30, 2014

nothing-in-the-world-is-more-dangerous-than-sincere-ignorance-and-conscientious-stupidityIgnorance is alive and well at the meeting of South American leaders in Venezuela this week. I find it amazing that the leaders with the most influence come from countries whose economy is weak. Santos of Colombia might think he hot shit but Maduro and others have more power. Why because they have more control of their countries. They all complain about American spying well let’s take a look at this. Did America spy on them probably have they used the same technology to spy on their own people? Oh yes and it goes back a long time there just jealous that they don’t have access to the technology the NSA does. In Colombia if it hadn’t been for the use of available phone taping knowledge Pablo Escobar would still be running his drug empire. Maduro isn’t the first Venezuelan to spy on his people Chavez was an expert at it. Richard Nixon in the US listen to everybody as did J Edgar Hoover the cross dressing head of the FBI. No, eavesdropping or spying on our neighbor is not new it’s been around as long as man has and will continue to be so. The objections come when one is dumb enough to get caught doing it. Some of the leaders of these countries actually believe the US is the only one spying on them. Hello you’re in Cuba aren’t you? Don’t you think old Fidel is listening to you have sex with you wife. Well maybe it is true what you don’t know can’t hurt you or ignorance is bliss whatever this is Flounder saying CIAO from Colombia