YAWN

October 4, 2012

Thursday and I don’t care anybody watch the debated last night, fortunately it wasn’t on TV down here. If there’s one thing I can’t stand its watching politicians lie to us. The President of Colombia had Prostate surgery yesterday, it came as a little surprise sense thee hadn’t been any discussion of his illness prior to the announcement that he was having surgery. I always worry about Jeff and things like that, I might come across as a big bad cat but I don’t know what I’d do if something happened to him, but not to worry he’s too much of a bastard to go gently into the night. Now what are we going to do this weekend I really don’t know there a lot of things that can only be done on the weekend sense Ruby is always babysitting during the week, and speaking of Ruby somebody please find a cure for menopause. She is complaining its too hot or she yelling in Spanish at Jeff and he’s walking around trying to figure out what he did wrong. It’s actually funny sometimes especially if you’re not Jeff and being yelled at. Well time for a pee break and some food we’ll talk later CIAO.

That was good

October 3, 2012

OK I’m back and boy do I feel better like I said before it’s Wednesday and the weekend is just around the corner so far the plans are maybe a movie and GAT ME MY DAM FILTERS, not necessarily in that order, I mean how hard can it be to find a couple of stinking little filters. The weather has turned a little warm I think it made it into the low eighties today but it cools of good at night. I’m going to try and stick to things Jeff and I do from now on not many political rants unless they pertain to Colombia after all this is supposed to be about my great adventure down here. If run out of things to write about I’ll just start describing my bowel movements that should get you all going. Dam Jeff his going to walk down to meet Ruby and he wants to turn off the computer I’ll be back CIAO.

HUMP DAY

October 3, 2012

Welcome to hump day Jeff and Ruby had to go to the bank this morning so I got to sleep in. They were supposed to buy me filters for my water dish but did they nooooooooooooooo, they claimed the store didn’t sell them, I felt like asking are you sure it was a pet store and not a paint store. It’s getting just as hard to find pictures to go with my stories as it is to think what of them so from now on I think I’ll just either but up my picture or Hari’s and that will be that at least for awhile. Jeff’s book should be available as a Kindle book by the middle of November unless something unforeseen happens. Listen I got to pee I’ll be back later CIAO

GOT HIM

October 2, 2012

I got him, he was relaxing in his chair and I snuck up on him and jumped him. Still nothing going on looks like it might rain but down here you never can tell. I figured I was safe from Jeff while I’m at the computer he realizes I might erase his book if he messes with me while I’m here. I think there is soccer on today so maybe we won’t have to watch CSI Ruby’s just as bad with her soap operas or reality shows, please somebody rent a video. Well maybe we’ll get a big thunderstorm and I can get Jeff to get some picture this afternoon in the mean time CIAO.

Borrrrrrring

October 2, 2012

It’s Tuesday and I’m so bored I could spit. I can’t wait for the new TV season to start Jeff makes me watch reruns of CSI and Criminal Minds makes me want to go out and become a serial killer. I hears that this guy who was an original member of the cast of Criminal Minds left the show after two seasons because he would have nightmares from the rape and murder scenes. Well I’ve seen all the shows and you think I don’t want to leave or at least strangle someone and Monday night football was another sleeper the only good shows I’ve seen in awhile are Castle and this new one called Perception but even there it’s either a murder for money or their looking for a crazy person. Well I’m not so bored anymore I seem to have these strange urges I think I’ll go and see if I can find Jeff and attack him CIAO.

My take on the news

October 1, 2012

Ok I looked at the news and here we go with some choice ones. First Worlds heaviest Pumpkin record broken twice (sound like someone will be making pies tonight)   second voters in Georgia deciding fate of government ( would have been nice to mention it was the Russian Georgia might have stopped a couple of heart attacks) third Obama debate crash course (if he doesn’t know how to debate by now he shouldn’t be elected dog catcher) well those were the funnies I could come up with we’ll try again tomorrow CIAO.

There was an Earthquake?

October 1, 2012

Another Monday Morning there was an earthquake of 7.2 yesterday in Cali we didn’t feel a thing. They say that’s because the buildings up here on the mountain are designed for it that and it was quite a bit away from here. Everybody was here yesterday Hader, John, Nelida, El Jefe, Juan Pablo, Melisa, Camilo, and of course Hari so you know I didn’t get much rest and of course Ruby got up early for work so I’m a tad grumpy as is Jeff. Jeff and I enjoy the family especially El Jefe and it would seem sense we have a  swimming pool we’re going to be seeing more of them on the weekend (Yippee). Later I’ll go over some of the news from this morning and we’ll see if we can get something to smile about as for now CIAO.

just a quickie

September 29, 2012

Just thought I’d post this photo real quick for those of you that don’t have Facebook CIAO.

REALLY

September 29, 2012

Saturday morning and the weekend is underway, rumor has it that the fireworks from yesterday morning, and yes from today too, are the mafia celebrating a big score. Which brings up the question if it the mafia how come the cops just don’t drive over and arrest them, probably to early and the cops are still sleeping. Ruby and Jeff are going to Bello to do some shopping so I’ll have a little peace and quiet after the fireworks. I really don’t know what those guys think waking everybody up early is going to accomplish besides pissing them off. I always thought that the mafia liked working in the background everyone of their leaders that has done stuff to draw attention to themselves, here and in the US has usually resulted in their arrests. I guess down here maybe the jails are nicer or the cops are too scared to go after them. Anyway it a beautiful day so far, you should have seen yesterday there were huge storms trying to make their way across the mountain to us and they just couldn’t do it,  you could see lightening striking the mountains but the storms just went to either side of us pretty cool yes. Well Jeff and Ruby are headed for the shower (separately) so it’s time for me to get my nap space in order CIOA>

More Friday

September 28, 2012

Its’ now Friday afternoon and we are having a weather day. It’s raining across the valley and sunshine and blue skies above us. It seems as if this storm can’t make all the way over the mountain top pretty cool huh. The news hasn’t got any better so I decided not to include any headlines in this post. If anybody knows a reliable cheap shipping company to have things sent from the US let Jeff and Ruby know they don’t want to have to pay to get gifts sent to them with all the family they have to buy gifts for they really can’t afford it. John still insists he’s not going to watch anymore Colombian soccer we have serious doubts about that, but time will tell. Well we’ll make this post a quickie I told Jeff has to come up with I 30 posts in 18 days to have an average of one a day for the year CIAO.