I AIN’T OLD I’M WELL SEASONED
June 29, 2013
What is it about getting old sure we know the numbers but doesn’t it seem that you wake up one morning and your old. That’s the way Jeff described it but he said it happened in stages first when he turned forty he had trouble reading the paper fearing something had happened to his vision he goes to the Eye Doctor. The doctor gave him a full exam and said there’s nothing wrong you’re just getting old, that’ not something a guy who had just turned forty wants to hear. Next he woke up one morning and wanted to go back to bed, he hadn’t been up late or partying so he just said he was having a lazy day. He got up went to work and then his arm got sore then he needed to sit he went to the men’s room looked in the mirror and said when the hell did I get old. Age is a sneaky bastard it creeps up on you when you least expect it too. Jeff has said it’s OK for his body to age his mind was going to stay young forever. He thinks that the secret to living well as you age is to not worry about the end and make subtle changes to your life style that keep you happy. In other words don’t worry be happy that way nobody will notice you’re an old fart. This is a geriatric Flounder saying CIAO from Colombia and don’t worry about getting old the alternative sucks.
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October 4, 2012
Thursday and I don’t care anybody watch the debated last night, fortunately it wasn’t on TV down here. If there’s one thing I can’t stand its watching politicians lie to us. The President of Colombia had Prostate surgery yesterday, it came as a little surprise sense thee hadn’t been any discussion of his illness prior to the announcement that he was having surgery. I always worry about Jeff and things like that, I might come across as a big bad cat but I don’t know what I’d do if something happened to him, but not to worry he’s too much of a bastard to go gently into the night. Now what are we going to do this weekend I really don’t know there a lot of things that can only be done on the weekend sense Ruby is always babysitting during the week, and speaking of Ruby somebody please find a cure for menopause. She is complaining its too hot or she yelling in Spanish at Jeff and he’s walking around trying to figure out what he did wrong. It’s actually funny sometimes especially if you’re not Jeff and being yelled at. Well time for a pee break and some food we’ll talk later CIAO.
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