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This is the end of George Carlin week he’ll be back when I get bored writing about things like the end of the world.
“What’s all this stuff about motivation I say, if you need motivation, you probably need more than motivation. You probably need chemical intervention or brain surgery. Actually, if you ask me, this country could do with a little les motivation. The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. Serial Killers, stock swindlers, drug dealers, Christian Republicans. I’m not sure motivation is always a good thing. You show me a lazy prick who’s lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasionally getting up to piss, and I’ll show you a guy who’s not causing any trouble.” Well that brings Carlin week to a end were back to the normal bitching and moaning starting tomorrow this is Flounder saying CIAO form Medellin.

Some more from my hero Mr. Carlin during Carlin week.
I’ve begun worshiping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. It’s there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, a lovely day. There’s no mystery, no now asks for money, I don’t have to dress up, and there’s no boring pageantry. And interesting enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to “god” are all answered at about the same 50-percent rate. That’s it for today this is Sun worshiping Flounder saying CIAO from sunny Medellin.

George Carlin week continues.
“There are certain clues that tell you how much a restaurant will cost. If the word cuisine appears in the advertising, it will be expensive. If they use the word food, it will be moderately priced. However, if the sign says eats, even though you’ll save some money on food, your medical bills may be quite high. I don’t like trendy food. When I hear, ‘sautéed boneless panda groin,’ I know I’m in the wrong place. There’s such a thing as pretentious food, Puree of woodchuck, marinated bat nipples, weasel chops, porcupine cacciatore. Or fried eagle. A guy said to me recently, ‘C’mon, we’ll go to Baxter’s, they have fried eagle.’ I’m thinkin’ to myself ‘Do I really wanna know this guy?’ However if you are going to dine with pretentious people, here are some items you can order that are sure to empress: deep-dish moose balls, diced yak, badger gumbo, gorilla fondue, filet of hyena, jackal tartar, rack of prairie dog free range mole en brochette, wolf noodle soup, loin of chipmunk, curried woodpecker, stir fried weasel, penguin scaloppini, sweet and sour loon heads, whale chowder, toasted snail penises, kola flambé, wombat souvlaki, grenadine of mule, and candied goat anus.
Then at the other end of the spectrum, there is the decidedly nontrendy restaurant, where the special sometimes is simply ‘meat.’ Big sign in the window ‘Today’s special: Meat.’ ‘I’ll have the meat’
‘Would you like sauce with that?’ That’s it for today this is Flounder (Laughing like crazy) saying CIAO from Medellin.

I am going to give you a little humor the rest of the week with quotes from my favorite comedian George Carlin, hers the first.
“Don’t you get tired of celebrities who explain their charity work by saying they feel they have to ‘give something back.’ I don’t feel that way, I didn’t take nothin’. You can search my house; I didn’t take a thing. Everything I got, I worked for, and it was given to me freely. I also paid taxes on it. Late! I paid late. But I paid. You celebrity people wanna give something back? How about giving half the money back? Or a couple of those houses? And you dickwads who collect cars? How about giving back 50 or 60 of them? Or maybe, if you people really want to give something back, you could let go a little of that arrogance” Well there you have it this is Flounder saying CIAO from Colombia.