floundersgreatadventure

OK it’s me Jeff sorry there wasn’t a post yesterday Flounder forgot to tell me he was going on “vacation”. Today I would like to talk to all you single guys out there thinking about getting married. No I don’t intend to say don’t do it but there is one important thing you should know if you don’t know already. No matter what you do after your married it will probably be done wrong in other words you’ll never be right again. I try to be nice to my wife you know she babysits our grandson Hari so she leaves early and sometimes stays at his house all day. So I’ll be a good husband make the bed and do the dishes you would think I’d get some good brownie points but noooooooooooo. I don’t make the bed right and I don’t even know why I have too since no one but us is going to see it. I hate making the bed that was the good thing about being single you only made the bed or cleaned the house if you thought there was a chance you might get lucky that night. As for the dishes I worked thirty years in the restaurant business as a bartender and a chef / kitchen manager I wrote procedures on kitchen sanitation I should know how to do dishes right? Wrong I do it all wrong so listen guys just be prepared and remember those to words that will save you a lot of grief YES DEAR ok this is Jeff in for Flounder saying CIAO from Medellin.