IF THEY WERE STILL AROUND

May 7, 2013

monkey-thinkingHave you ever wondered what Jimi Hendricks would be doing if he was alive today. How about Mama Cass, Jim Morrison, and Janis Joplin, well Jeff has and here are some of his thoughts. Jimi would probably have been in rehab ten or more times and now he probably be a preacher in some store front church called ARE YOU EXPERIENCED. Mama Cass probably had at least on gastric bypass surgery and now is making a ton of money being a spokesperson for Jenny Craig. Jim Morrison owns a pot farm in Colorado and is now trying to get Congress to legalize LSD. Janis Joplin is twenty pounds heavier and on the reunion circuit with Big Brother and the Holding Company and still throwing down Southern Comfort behind the speaker stacks and kicking cops of the stage. Just a little bit of had they lived this is Flounder saying CIAO from you know where.

One Response to “IF THEY WERE STILL AROUND”

  1. valerie said

    I like this one

    Like

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