floundersgreatadventure

You all remember I’m a cat right so pardon me if I rant a little about all these dogs in government. That’s right you heard me dogs in government look at all the world leaders that have a first dog I’m sick of it I believe it’s time for a cat in politics. After all were sneaky highly intelligent and don’t like to be told what to do. That makes for a perfect candidate for President, so now I want all this first dog crap to stop and let’s get a cat in the Oval Office. Look if someone doesn’t want to go a long with the program I’ll just wait till they walk by a bookcase jump down on them and scratch their eyes out, let’s see if that can break a dead lock or not. Don’t forget cats mark their territory and do a great job of protecting what’s there’s. That means we would have no problems on the national Security scene and as for the those pesky filibusters they wouldn’t bother me I’d just curl up some secretaries lap and take a nap till they were done. So let hear it now FLOUNDER FOR PRESDENT IN 2016. I will run and I will get a cat in the Oval Office CIAO