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Like they used to say on Saturday Night live “all the news that’s fit to print and some that’s not” Ok here we go Clinton whips up crowd at DNC ( bet you that’s not the only thing he whipped) , California bank robbed bomb strapped to manager ( I think there will be a few job vacancies at the managerial level in the banking Business),US to look like Greece in 2021(first we have to build a coliseum then age it and then have a lot of naked women running around are senate, wait a minute we already have that one), Tearful Roddick says goodbye (nothing funny  here he will be missed), and my final story of the day Man swallows 14k diamond ( now that’s going to hurt hope he doesn’t have Hemorrhoids. You my first story about Bill Clinton made me start to think about how much people miss him, they don’t miss Bush Jr, they don’t miss Nixon, they don’t even remember Carter, but they miss good old Bill. He wasn’t a bad Pres he got a lot done he just couldn’t keep it in his pants, but as you look at Hillary can you blame him , he at least made his term interesting especially for those secret service guys who had to stand around and watch. Well that’s news and commentary for today CIAO.