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Ok I just read on Yahoo that this fashion designer Karl Lagerfield has a Siamese kitten named Chaupette that has two maids and is going to publish his diary. What the hell just because he’s got money the cat gets to publish a dairy, I’ve been doing this crap for almost a year does anybody care about me no I’m stuck with an old, bald, fat, and poor retired Gringo living in Colombia South America. This is just not right how do I get out of the chicken outfit and hook up with some dude that’s got cash, the maybe somebody will recognize my writing skills and I can be famous instead of infamous and besides that cat may have two maids but I have Hari and he’s worth much more. Well it’s 9pm down here so I’m heading out watch my TV programs Ciao